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Soaring
04-26-2005, 03:10 PM
Moe and Sam


Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their
lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit
him every day.

"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our
lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years.
Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know
you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's
baseball in Heaven."

Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my
best friend many years. This favor, if it is at all possible, I'll do
for you."

And shortly after that, Sam passes on.

It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he
is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out
to him, "Moe.... Moe...."

"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Moe, it's me, Sam."

"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died."

"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"

"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"

"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really
good news and a little bad news."

"So, tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball in heaven. Better
yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are there. Better yet,
we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it
never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we
want, and we never get tired!"

"Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest
dreams! But, what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching next Tuesday"

WheelBrokerAng
04-26-2005, 04:21 PM
Hi Soaring...1st off let me tell you that I'm Not A BaseBall Fan.....[sm=sleeping.gif]

But I did enjoy your Post...Thank You....It was fun reading[sm=burnout.gif]

WheelBrokerAng

Patrick
04-26-2005, 05:18 PM
haha...good one...[8D]

Amanda
05-02-2005, 06:29 PM
That was incredible!! LMAO!! GREAT GREAT Joke!! :)

~Amanda

Patrick
05-02-2005, 07:12 PM
i hoenstly would prefer to know when im gonna die..that way i could get everything in that i wanted to do..

Amanda
05-04-2005, 12:22 AM
I don't know what I'd rather to be honest... I do like some surprises. LMAO!! But that's a BIG one and the last... so maybe it is better to be prepared. Hahaha!!

~Amanda

Patrick
05-04-2005, 12:30 AM
i would like to know, so if it is something embarrassing...i could try to avoid it...

Amanda
05-04-2005, 01:57 PM
If it's your time, it's your time... embarassing or not. LMAO!!

~Amanda

Patrick
05-04-2005, 03:56 PM
come on..like the guy in jurassic park who gets eaten while ina portajohn? i would hold it!!!

Amanda
05-06-2005, 12:05 AM
I wouldn't have been on the island to begin with!! LMAO!!

~Amanda

Patrick
05-06-2005, 12:06 AM
youre an animal person! why not??

Amanda
05-06-2005, 12:09 AM
None of my animals can bite me in half. LOL!

~Amanda

WheelBrokerAng
05-06-2005, 12:16 AM
Comon Patrick, Amanda is not an animal person, I saw a picture of her and she's deffinatly not an animal...well maybe in some way...[sm=happy046.gif]

Patrick
05-06-2005, 11:49 AM
no..amanda is a wonderful girl..and an excellent admin...[8D]

ZyaLater
05-08-2005, 11:39 PM
at least he gets to pitch. ;)

FairgangstaZ
05-18-2005, 06:43 AM
don't understand baseball to me its a boring sport, I play basketball and I love it, but thats my opinion

Greets,

FairgangstaZ

Patrick
05-18-2005, 12:13 PM
I am also not a big baseball fan, or basketball for that matter...is hockey popular there?

FairgangstaZ
05-18-2005, 12:38 PM
hmm not that much but every one knows it and we've played it a couple of thimes at school the most furmiliar sports in belgium are: cycling, football (soccer), tennis, swimming, volleyball, handball ?, and motorsports are there any fans of the moto gp ?

Greets,

FairgangstaZ

ntxmotorsports
05-19-2005, 10:17 PM
ORIGINAL: Soaring

"Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest
dreams! But, what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching next Tuesday"

Thats funny, i'm gonna send that to some friends.

Jacob Henry
03-23-2012, 09:42 AM
baseball.....!!! its a secondary Cricket... very nice...

full house
03-26-2012, 11:49 PM
wow!that one is awesome!

Hall Walker
04-12-2012, 08:20 AM
Woh... What my goodness... I just think on create a new thread for baseball... Because I am a big fan of baseball...