New state mottos
 

NEW state mottoes: something to insult EVERYBODY!
This will make every one of you mad

"KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat.


Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything.


California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.



Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


Connecticut

Like Massachusetts,

Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

And Our Voting Skills.


Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)


Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign.


Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!


Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,

and Honest Elections!


Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada

Hookers and Poker!


New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto

Right here!


New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right

To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!


North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable


North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing


Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal


Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet


South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee

Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.


Texas

Se Hablo Ingles


Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus



Vermont

Ay, Yep


Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington

Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!


West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese!


Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared


&

The District of Columbia

The Work-Free Drug Place!"

RE: New state mottos
 

did marion berry come up with that last one? :)

RE: New state mottos
 

I've seen this before, but still extremely funny!! :)

Go Michigan!! :)

~Amanda

RE: New state mottos
 

Thanks Soaring, I thought they are very funny and I'm going to show them to a few people who I think will enjoy them as much as I did..

By the way, I'm from Ohio and enjoyed my states motto...

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RE: New state mottos
 

this is funny. ( Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner ) oregon has a weird rep of being hicks and stuff but it is actually one of the most advanced electronic places in the world. we have super fast internet and we have some of the largest companies in the world here. ie NIKE, columbia, intel and all kinds of cool stuff. there arent many hicks in oregon. and we also have one of the cleanest citys in the whole us if not number one cleanest. just to inform all you oregon haters.

RE: New state mottos
 

i would have to say that i have never hated on oregon...do you have some nice scenic wooded areas there?

RE: New state mottos
 

we have everything actually, we have large green forests, more then washington. its almost always green. we have deserts and we have the beach we are one of the very few states in the US that has everything.

RE: New state mottos
 

deserts? thats one that i didnt expect...

RE: New state mottos
 

It sounds beautiful there... :):)

~Amanda

RE: New state mottos
 

i think that is one of the states that hasnt been bastardized by commerical areas?