Alright, try this one out: if I take the oil fill cap off for a second, a TON of air pressure comes blowing out with oil spewing everywhere.I though it might have been thePCV valve, but that didn't turn out. What else could it be???

 

lol..... you are doing this with the car on ?

 

Ya. The "oil spewing everywhere" is an exagerration. You can actually take the oil cap off for a sec to check things out without it making a mess and I'm glad I did b/c something isn't right.