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Old 04-26-2005, 03:10 PM
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Moe and Sam


Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their
lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit
him every day.

"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our
lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years.
Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know
you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's
baseball in Heaven."

Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my
best friend many years. This favor, if it is at all possible, I'll do
for you."

And shortly after that, Sam passes on.

It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he
is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out
to him, "Moe.... Moe...."

"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Moe, it's me, Sam."

"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died."

"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"

"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"

"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really
good news and a little bad news."

"So, tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball in heaven. Better
yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are there. Better yet,
we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it
never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we
want, and we never get tired!"

"Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest
dreams! But, what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching next Tuesday"

 
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Old 04-26-2005, 04:21 PM
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Hi Soaring...1st off let me tell you that I'm Not A BaseBall Fan.....[sm=sleeping.gif]

But I did enjoy your Post...Thank You....It was fun reading[sm=burnout.gif]

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Old 04-26-2005, 05:18 PM
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haha...good one...[8D]
 
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:29 PM
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That was incredible!! LMAO!! GREAT GREAT Joke!!

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Old 05-02-2005, 07:12 PM
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i hoenstly would prefer to know when im gonna die..that way i could get everything in that i wanted to do..
 
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I don't know what I'd rather to be honest... I do like some surprises. LMAO!! But that's a BIG one and the last... so maybe it is better to be prepared. Hahaha!!

~Amanda
 
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Old 05-04-2005, 12:30 AM
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i would like to know, so if it is something embarrassing...i could try to avoid it...
 
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:57 PM
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If it's your time, it's your time... embarassing or not. LMAO!!

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Old 05-04-2005, 03:56 PM
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come on..like the guy in jurassic park who gets eaten while ina portajohn? i would hold it!!!
 
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Old 05-06-2005, 12:05 AM
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I wouldn't have been on the island to begin with!! LMAO!!

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